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Episode 1 & 2 Quotes

Meredith: Chief. Vincent Kenner... We gave him 31 units of blood. Fresh frozen plasma. Multiple liters of LR. We did everything we knew how to do, we just couldn't bring him back.
Richard: You don't know how to do anything. None of you. You're half way through your 2nd year of residency and you walk around this hospital like it's your God given right to be here. Well it is not, Dr. Grey. I assure you. You are here because I allow it. You are here to do what i say. And the one thing I ask you to do you can't even save...
Derek: Richard! We can't save everybody.
Richard: We should try harder. We should try harder.
 


Miranda: I have a dream, Yang... That one day a trauma, will come through these doors.... I have a dream.
Cristina: I share that dream.

 

Izzie: What did you say to Alex?
Meredith: I... I didn't say anything. I just said it's nice that you two are friendly again.
Izzie: Ugh! Meredith why can't you just mind your own business? I mean... you know what forget it! I should never have told you anything! You can't keep anything to yourself unless it's for Cristina.
Meredith: Izzie!
Derek: Marriage?
Meredith: Not funny!


Meredith: Okay, I built the house of candles, that is unprecedented in the Meredith chronicles.
Derek: Fine, lets move in together.
Meredith: Fine.
Derek: Unless of course you just wanna go ahead and get married .... AHA! Gotcha! You wanna know where I learned that? It goes with the story of how i cut my hand.
 

Derek: You wanna hear how I cut my hand? It's a good story.
Meredith: I am not sure moving in together is such a good idea.
Derek: Okay... Fine.
Meredith: Fine?
Derek: Mmm.
Meredith: What does that mean?
 

Cristina: You just, just, take my x-ray and... and... It doesn't matter what I say.


Meredith: Did you mean what you said about me... and Derek?
Cristina: Oh, well, this is not fair. I'm impaled!
Meredith: I know I talk about it too much. And I know I've gone soft and gooey and disgusting. And if I had to listen to it I'd puke too. But, you said what you said because you were mad, right? Not because you meant it?


Mark: You want me to take a look at that?
Derek: Meredith's going to take care of it.
Mark: I'm a renowned plastic surgeon. Grey's a resident.
Derek: It's just a scratch. She gives me sex, especially when I'm wounded. haha.


Owen: Leave it right where it is! You get stabbed in the chest, you're lucky enough to still be breathing. You leave the knife in, at least until you figure out what's going on inside. Leave it in!
Cristina: Take it out!
Richard: Leave it in!
 

Meredith: And then you know what's gonna happen after he moves in don't you? We build a house on his land, which will be OUR land because we'll be married. And then I'll be Dr. Mrs. Shepherd. And you know what comes after that don't you? Babies. They'll be his babies so they'll have perfect hair, and they'll be chatty. So I'll have five chatty children, a chatty husband, and live in a house in the wilderness. And then I'll start sleeping with your husband. I gotta tell him I've changed my mind. Don't you think?
Cristina: MEREDITH!


Alex: Do you know anything about health insurance?
Meredith: No. Why?
Alex: I'm trying to help out a patient.
Meredith: Ah, the softer side of Alex. Izzie was right.
Alex: What's that supposed to mean?
Meredith: Nothing.
Meredith: I mean that's what happens, you're married 40 years and then you become a big fat, lying cheater. If 40 years doesn't make you committed what does? What's the point? I mean what if I move in with Derek and...
Cristina: Okay I'll give you 100 bucks if you talk about something else.

 

 Derek: Are you sure you're ready?
Meredith: I'm leaning into the fear to get a happy ending.
Derek: I don't even know what that means...

 


Mark: [to George] You think that if you get to take your intern test again that makes you big man on campus? It doesn't change the fact you failed the first time.
Lexie: Dr. Sloan?
Mark: I'm sorry, Grey, was there something you wanted to say to anyone here?
Lexie: No there wasn't.
Mark: Coward!
Lexie: SHUT UP!
 

Patient: Why do men cheat? My husband slept with my friend, he lost his job and then he slept with my friend, telling me he loves me. Why?
Alex: Maybe he was low, he was down and he didn't want you to see him like that, in pain, weak, less than a man. He has his pride so he turned away. It's not right but it doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. I SWEAR it doesn't.
 

Meredith: So I keep having that dream, the Derek is dead dream.
Cristina: You know who does their residencies at number 12 hospitals? Losers! I am not a loser. Go get the charts!

  Callie: I guess this makes us virgins, doesn't it.
Erica: I guess in a way it does!
Callie: Vir-gins. Hey, we can be scared together!
Erica: Kinda virgins. And we can be scared together.
 

Callie: I'm not an experimenter. I don't like to experiment.
Erica: Oh.
Callie: Then you showed up and we did it together and... the experiment was kind of a success!
Erica: Oh... oh!
Callie: Look, I've never done this before. I've never kissed a girl. I'm not sure I even like kissing girls. I don't, actually, like kissing girls. I like kissing one girl. You.
Erica: I don't have anything to compare it to. You're the only woman I've ever kissed.

 

Meredith: [narrating] Once upon a time, happier ever after. The stories we tell are the stuff of dreams. Fairy tales don't come true. Reality is much stormier. Much murkier. Much scarier.
 

Richard: Am I to understand you stole these traumas from Mercy West.
Miranda: I don't know what'cha talkin' about.
Richard: Good job. 'Cause now it's personal.


Richard: With a pen!? You trach'd this guy with an ink pen?
Owen: So?
Cristina: Pen? Trach? Hot!
 

Izzie: See? I told you I would show you my dress.
Denny: You look better than a bride.

 

 

Cristina: I think you and Derek will make it. You will make it work.
Meredith: Are you just telling me what I wanna hear?
Cristina: I'm your person. I am on your side.


Alex: Did she tell you that I cried? Because THAT is a lie.


Meredith: If I'm going to do this, and be whole and healthy and be a warm, gooey person who lives with a boy... then I need you on board. I need you to cheer me on. Because you're the only one who knows me. Darkly. Really knows me. I need you to pretend that I can do this even if you don't believe. Because if you abandon me now, I will never make it, and I will never get my happy ending and that's just...
Cristina: Life.
Meredith: I'm saying please here.
 

Cristina: Mer, why do you care what I think?
Meredith: Because you're my person!


Meredith: I'm sorry about chasing Alex.
Izzie: I forgive you.
 

Cristina: What do you see?
Intern #1: Hmm. It kinda looks like it's hitting nothing?
Cristina: Oh, it looks like it's hitting nothing. Because it's hitting nothing!
Intern #2: What does that mean?
Cristina: What does that mean, what does that mean?! Don't you know how to read an X-ray?
 

Lexie: Were you in love with her?
George: I thought I was? I was scared to admit it but I did not that she, uh, did not like me that way, and... I did it anyway. I shouldn't have, because, besides just being... so selfish, to try to make her want me that way, I just ...


George: Like I said I made a lot of mistakes last year, but I'm trying to get back on track, and I gotta do it by myself, so...
Lexie: The only reason I wanted to help is that, um, I... I feel like you and I are more than just ... roommates.
George: We are more than just roommates.
Lexie: We are?
George: Yeah we're friends ... I mean right now I'd probably say you're one of my best friends.


Cristina: I... I... don't even know you.
Owen: So?


Richard: I also heard a story that you constructed an O.R. table from an exploded Humvee in the middle of the desert, is that true?
Owen: Well, you have to be innovative in the middle of the desert.
Richard: You have to be innovative everywhere. How would you like a job, Dr. Hunt?
Owen: I... appreciate the offer, but I have to go back to the sand pit. Finish my tour.

 

 

Owen: You'd be good in the field. You've got this battle scar, you'd fit right in.
Cristina: Yeah, right ...
Owen: I'm serious. You should ditch this place. Go for the adventure. You telling me this place gives you a rush? A high?
Cristina: [pauses] Yeah ...


Lexie: What if he doesn't like me back?
Mark: He's an idiot.


Mark: You're never at a loss for words with your patients. You never hesitate to tell me how you feel. So why not tell O'Malley.
Lexie: You are the last person who should be giving romantic advice.
Mark: When I like somebody I make sure they know it. Life's too short to live any other way.
 

Rose: I'm sorry about the hand.
Derek: These things happen.
Rose: Not to me they don't. Or they didn't, before you existed for me.


Miranda: Dr. Karev. What time is it?
Alex: Tomorrow. His insurance expired.
 

Lexie: [to patient] It happens. People make mistakes. They ... sleep with the wrong person and ... they hide it but, if you ask me, it's the part that comes after that matters. The part where you make it right. And I think you're off to a good start.


Meredith: [narrating] Reality. It's so much more interesting than living happily ever after.
 

Richard: The surgical training protocol is officially being changed, people. The bar has been raised. Consider yourselves on notice.


Richard: We're sloppy, just like everybody else. We've been resting on our laurels. You have all been failing. Failing to take initiative. Failing to ask tough questions. Failing to practice your skills. Failing to give opportunity TO practice skills. And I let it happen. So you have not failed. We have failed. Well, it stops, and it stops now.

 

 

 Meredith: [narrating] We all remember the bed time stories of our childhood. The shoe fit Cinderella, the frog was turned into a prince, sleeping beauty was awakened with a kiss. Once upon a time and then they lived happily ever after. Fairy tales. The stuff of dreams. the problem is, fairy tales don't come true. It's the other stories. The ones that start in dark and stormy nights and end in the unspeakable. The nightmares always seem to become the reality.


Meredith: What happened!?
Cristina: A bus in front of him hit a telephone pole. He tried to swerve and miss it, but ...
Meredith: How bad is it?
Richard: Meredith -
Cristina: Meredith, you're gonna have to be strong.
 
Episode 3 quotes

Meredith: [narrating] Bones break. Organs burst. Flesh tears. We can sew the flesh, repair the damage, ease the pain. But when life breaks down... when we break down... there's no science. No hard and fast rules. We just have to feel our way through. And to a surgeon there's nothing worse, and there's nothing better.
 


Meredith: [narrating] As surgeons we are trained to fix what's broken. The breaking point is our starting line... at work. But in our lives the breaking point is a sign of weakness and we'll do everything we can to avoid it.
 

Dr. Wyatt: Yes. Horrible things DO happen. Happiness in the face of all of that? That's not the goal. Feeling the horrible and knowing that you're not gonna die from those feelings...that's the point.
 

Izzie: What are you doing in here?
Derek: I was thinking about making this my office when you move out.
Izzie: When I move out? When am I moving out?
Derek: Oh. Soon?

 

Meredith: My patient's dying. I hate when I like them and they're dying.
 


Lexie: Our guy's been in pain. Pain at a constant 8, for the last seven years, because of an inflamed nerve in his nose. It's crazy.
George: I wish I had an inflamed nerve in my nose.


Callie: Stop. You have to stop.
Mark: I can't.
Callie: Seriously. She hates it.
Mark: That's why I can't.


Mark: [to Callie] You want a spanking?


Erica: [to Callie] Look. We don't even know what we are yet. So, how does Mark Sloan know? Why are you talking to him instead of me?
Mark: Ladies... Am I interrupting something?
Erica: Your timing is perfect.
Mark: Really? You about to feel her up?
 

George: I can do this. I'm not married and cheating on my wife with my best friend. Everything is as it should be.
 

Izzie: Eat the muffin, Mer. Taste the muffin. Remember. The muffin.
 

Cristina: There's no way that guy has been living at an 8. He's a wimp. His 8? My 3. I can take pain.
Meredith: You can't talk to my boyfriend for 10 minutes.
Cristina: Well there's pain and then there's torture.

 

 
Episode 4 quotes

Miranda: I don't talk about sex.
Callie: Please. Let's just pretend I never said a single word.
Miranda: I don't talk about sex with anyone, ever. Any kind of sex.
Callie: Bailey I am begging you...
Miranda: Shhhh!!!


Miranda: The va-jay-jay is undiscovered country. It is the mother land. You've never traveled there... You don't know its customs and ways. Now me? I've always wanted to go to Africa. But if I go, I'm going to have to learn a few things first. I'm going to have to prepare. I'll need shots. Bring my own syringes, in case something goes wrong. And I'll wanna know how to get to the embassy.
Callie: Okay now you've lost me.
Miranda: Just talk about it! Not with me. With the other one.


Miranda: In Ethiopia, they eat stew of spongy, sour bread. That's not for everyone!
 

Alex: You stole my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your ass for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while you get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.
 

 

Derek: I'd like to buy these two a drink.
Izzie: You are the best roommate ever!
Derek: I am. Just to be clear, if you two ever pull any of that crap with one of my cases again, I will have you thrown out of the program.
 


Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But you can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.

  Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.
 

Izzie: Dr. Shepherd, I want back on this case. Alex stole him from me. Remember when I was telling you that-
Derek: Dr. Stevens let's be clear. In this hospital, I am not your roommate, I don't give a crap about your personal problems. I have a resident, I don't need another one.
 

Mark: Which one of your roommates will be assisting?
Derek: Hmm. Karev.
Mark: Great.


Callie: It's awkward. Because she's a colleague and because she's an attending and because she's a ... she. There's been kissing, but ... no touching and what if I'm not into it? What if I'm horrible at all that stuff... south. I've never been south of the border. With a female. I mean, I've never even been over the ... northern mountains, if you know what I'm saying.
Miranda: [stares in silence]
Callie: We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.
 

 

Miranda: They got the nerve to be indignant that they aren't on their specialties anymore. They don't have specialties! They should be grateful they're even allowed in this... Are you listening to me?!
Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn.


Lexie: Hey... You passed. We are going to celebrate. I'm going to buy you a beer, and all the peanuts you can eat.
George: What if I didn't pass?
Lexie: Then ... I'll buy you a beer anyway. Beer for losers.


Richard: O'Malley. I made a call. They do not have your score yet, if I knew I would tell you.


Richard: Apparently some people thought I was kidding last week when I said that no one was going to be able to hang out in their favorite specialty anymore. I WASN'T. Junior residents do not specialize. So all the requests to send you back to the special place where your true heart lives can end now. Dr. Bailey makes the assignments, do not - I repeat do not, harang her.


Meredith: Why where you going through her things?
Derek: I was trying to find space for my clothes. Your closet is full.
Meredith: Oh.


Meredith: You keep a diary? Have I not known all this time that you keep a diary? Don't be shy, I think it's cute!
Derek: It's not mine.
Meredith: Who's is it?
Derek: Your mother's.
 
Episode 16 Quotes
  • "I tried to change, I tried to turn over a new leaf, but the leaf isn't turning." - Mark Sloan
  • "If I were the kind of person who kissed people, I would kiss you." -Cristina Yang to Meredith Grey
  • ". . .this entire time I've been turned on because of you and your dirty talk." Callie Torres

"It isn't my dirty talk, it's what I've been dirty talking about. . . You and Erica!" Mark Sloan

"Callie, it's okay. I wish I was all someone thought about." Mark Sloan

  • "Shut up and let me work." - Cristina Yang to Erica Hahn
  • "I'm a good man. I'm a good man at the hospital, I'm a good man for everybody but you and I know that, but I'm telling you that I am your husband and I want to come home to my wife." Chief Richard Webber

Adele tells him, "It's about time."

  • "You intimidate me a little, not that you're an intimidating person, it's just that the legend of you and Derek, it's intimidating." - Nurse Rose to Meredith Grey
  • "Is it magical?" the young patient asks Derek and Meredith about sex.

Derek says, "Yes,"

Meredith says, "It can be,"

then Derek finishes, "with the right person" and he glances at Meredith.

  • "Can't you feel it? The majesty of life-saving?" Meredith Grey

"When did you become an optimist," Derek asks

  • " That's what you and I do together. We kill things over and over and over again. We've killed 12 people and now because of you, I will kill a thirteenth. When this surgery is over, we're done. I don't want to work with you, I don't want to see you, I don't want to talk to you. We're done." - Derek Shepard to Meredith Grey.
  • Meredith yelling at Derek at the end: "Where have you been? I've been here waiting and waiting for you and I did this stupid thing and I was just going to tell you that," and she starts pointing at the shapes of the candles where she's mapped out their house together, "this over here is our kitchen, and this is our living room and over there, that's where our kids could play. I had this whole thing about how I was gonna build us a house, but I don't build houses because I'm a surgeon and now I'm here, feeling like a lame a** loser. I got all 'whole' and 'healed' and you don't show and now its all ruined because you took so long to come home and I couldn't even find that bottle of champagne."

Derek holds it up smiling: "Where's our bedroom?"

Meredith: "I'm still mad at you and I don't know if I can trust you. I want to but I don't know if I do, so I'm just going to try and trust you because I believe we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart. . ." but she can't finish because he's kissing her.

  • " In order to kiss you how I want to kiss, the way I want to kiss you, in order to do more than kiss you, I need to speak to Rose. I want my conscience clear so I can do more than kiss you. Stay here, don't move, wait for me." - Derek to Meredith
  • "No, you don't have to try. You're a doctor, trained by me with all the skills God gave you. You have everything you need." Miranda Bailey to Isobel Stevens
  • Isobel Stevens to Alex Karev: "She's my patient. I decide her treatment plan. I am not releasing her without a consult. If you try to take her out of this hospital without my okay, I will call the police and have you arrested."

Alex Karev: "You can't have me arrested."

Izzie: "Try me."

Alex: "Look, Izz, you're worried, I understand, but you're being a little unreasonable. I got this. Are you going to bodily restrain me?"

Izzie: "If I have to . . . Are you going to hit a woman?"

Alex: "If I have to. Look, I can take care of her, I've done this before. She's just going through a rough patch alright? I can feed her and I can change her and I can bathe her and I can watch her until the bad patch is over. I can take care of her. Look, I took care of my mom and I can take care of her. . .but I was a kid then and now I'm a man so I'll be better at it. I have done this before."

Izzie: "Stop, you don't have to say anymore."

  • Lexie Grey: "Cristina is dyslexic, but she got straight A's all during med school and she has a PhD. It's pretty amazing - 8 letters of recommendation in her file. Izzie went to college at night, it took her 6 years to graduate and she volunteered as a candy striper, patients wrote her letters of rec. And Alex, he wrote this essay to get in - this moving, beautiful essay about how his grades weren't that good during med school because he suffered from testicular cancer. He said he lost a ball, but I've seen him naked, he has two mangerines, George, 2 pouch potatoes - he lied, he's a liar."
  • George O'Malley:  "You didn't do me a favor, you just made it clear that I'm still me - the 'almost guy.' All that separates me from my class is one point. One point! I mean I'd be okay if it was 50 points or 1 points, but one? That means it was right there in my hand and I let it slip away. I didn't want to know that. Do you get that? That knowing if I had just checked A instead of B then. . . that one point separates me from freedom. I've been running my tail off, busting my a** to make up for one lousy point, proving. . .you didn't do me a favor. Don't kid yourself."
  • "It's not a good job, its not a good job for me, sitting by his bedside recording urine output and giving anti-anxiety meds all night. Its not a good job for me - running labs for Meredith Grey. That's not a good job for me. It's not a good job for me because I'm better that that and you know I'm better that that. Maybe if I wasn't good at my job or maybe if I had struggled and was lagging behind. My personality, I'm not Karev, I'm not Yang, I'm not Meredith, I'm not hardened, I get that, I get it, I don't have the personality of a surgeon. Maybe that's why you made the mistake of not thinking that I deserve a second chance when everyone else around here has gotten one, but sir, it is a mistake because I'm excellent, I'm excellent at my job and I did fail my test, but I deserve a second chance."
 
Episode 15 Quotes
  • "Okay, the sex, I thought it was mind-blowing myself, but I get the impression that you had a really bad time. . . Why are you avoiding me?" -Nurse Rose to Derek Shepard
  • "Of course she did because that's where love exists - in delusional fantasies. Real love isn't like that." Meredith Grey

"Good to know," answers Derek

  • "I forgive you. I forgive you for treating me like crap and I forgive you for letting your friend treat me like crap. I don't know how you get up in the morning, I honestly don't. Our dad abandoned you and your mom by all accounts was the meanest person ever and you can't let Derek love you and it all really, really sucks, but ever since I knew you existed I had this fantasy about my big sister and you have failed on every occasion to live up to that fantasy, but I still love you whether you're capable of letting me or not, so I forgive you." - Lexie Grey
  • "Derek, we spent the night together," says Nurse Rose,"and then you vanished. Now I wish that I was secure enough to handle that without a bruised ego and a lot of processed sugar, but I'm not."

"Wait!" Derek tells her, "Can't we just make this easier. . .I've done complicated. I don't want to do that again. Can't this just be easy. . . Fun. We don't need that 'fairy tale' thing right now. We just need happy."

  • "My mother tried to kill herself when I was a kid. After the love of her life disappeared. I never told that to anyone before. You think I'm broken, fix me because I'm no quitter. Let's go." - Meredith Grey
  • "I've turned over a new leaf," Sloan reveals,"from now on if you want this (points down) you're gonna get this, too (points to his brain)."

"EW!' Callie Torres

"Shove over Sloan, Torres and I are going to share a sapphic salad." Erica Hahn

"Did I miss something?" asks a confused Mark Sloan.

"Yah! We're lovers. Didn't you know," says Callie teasingly.

Erica chimes in, "Its a love that dare not speak its name."

Callie looks at Sloan, "Look me in the eye and tell me that you're not thinking about a threesome?"

  •  "C'mon, you never thought of reaching across the O.R. table, pulling down her mask, and ripping of her scrub cap so that you can grab a handful of that blond hair." -  Mark Sloan to Callie Torres
  • "Yay, yay for Georgy, Georgy saves the day. You think if you kiss Chief's a** enough by taking care of Tapley, something magical's going to happen. Like what? You'll earn your magical resident wings, ah well, no, no, not going to happen, George. You're stuck. You are where you are. You know the only way you get out of your miserable situation is if Burke were here because you were Burke's guy. For some reason, he pitied your pathetic a**, but he's gone now. No wings for Georgy." - Cristina Yang
  • "Learning is like healing," Dr. Tapley (guest and cardio doctor) tells George, "it happens over time. . . Listen, keep running, but not because you want to cut corners, because it makes you a better doctor."
  • "The labs are wrong all the time and you're wrong all the time. How bout you mind your own freaking business and stay out of my life." - Alex Karev to Isobel Stevens.
 
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